Christmas Wish Christmas Wish Verse 1All the lights are shining, the tree’s aglowStockings hung, and the streets are snowBut in the crowd, my eyes just seeThe only thing I want this Christmas… is thee Pre-ChorusPeople wrapping presents, making plansI…
Unwrap Me, Darling Unwrap Me, Darling Verse 1Well the snow is falling, the lights are aglow,By the fire, love, it’s just you and me, you know.All the tree’s trimmed up with ribbons and cheer,But I’ve got a gift that’s…
Two Hearts, One Blanket Two Hearts, One Blanket Verse 1Snow’s tapping on the window,Night’s howling down the street.But here your hands are steady,Pulling me closer to the heat.Let the world spin out its madness,Let the headlines scream and fight.We’ve…
Treat Yourself (Christmas Wank) Treat Yourself (Christmas Wank) [Verse 1]It’s Christmas mornin’, baby, stockings on the floor,You ain’t gotta rush for nothin’, lock yourself behind that door.Got your mince pies and your tissues, yeah, you know the vibe is…
Tonight’s Gonna Get Messy Tonight’s Gonna Get Messy 🎵 Verse 1Girl, you’ve been givin’ me that look all day,That “you know what’s happenin’ later” face…Smilin’ like you’re up to trouble,Walkin’ round with that wicked grace.You brush past me in…
To the Moon… But Not Literally To the Moon… But Not Literally 🎵 Verse 1Baby, you’re lookin’ like ChristmasWrapped up in lights and attitude,Smilin’ like you own DecemberWith that cheeky little mood.You said, “I love you to the moon…
That’s Where I Get It From That’s Where I Get It From Verse 1 Christmas lights glowing, Dad, you’re struttin’ round the room,Rockin’ them dodgy slippers, singin’ carols outta tune.You’ve got that llama-lookin’ swag, upside-down and full of charm,And…
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit (Every Bloody Christmas) Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit (Every Bloody Christmas) IntroYeah…It’s that time of year again.Where I pretend I’m emotionally stableFor about nine minutes.And you pretend you believe me.Let’s…
Santa’s Big Package Santa’s Big Package Verse 1He came down the chimney with a grin so wide,Said, “I’ve got a little something I just can’t hide.”He’s got ribbons, bows, and a wink in his eye,And a package that’ll make…
My Body Hits the High Notes My Body Hits the High Notes 🎵 Verse 1Baby, when you walk in the roomYou bring that heat I can’t ignore…My heart starts doin’ warm-upsLike it’s headin’ for an encore.You touch my waist…
Mistletoe Everywhere Mistletoe Everywhere Verse 1So, She hung Mistletoe in the doorway, Mistletoe above the kitchen light,Mistletoe over the sofa, Mistletoe by the tree tonight.She says it’s just tradition, but I know her little game,Everywhere I turn, she’s whisperin’…
MEGASAURUS MEGASAURUS (For the Dino Lover) [Verse 1]Baby it’s Christmas, you’re my sweet T-Rex,You roar in the bedroom when I’m climbin’ on your neck.You know I love the way you move that tail,But after curry and beer… whew… your…