Unicorn Farts, Christmas Hearts Unicorn Farts & Christmas Hearts (A Cheeky, Magical R.-Kelly-Style Christmas Song) [Verse 1]Mama, you shine like tinsel on a winter’s night,Got that Christmas sparkle, yeah, you always get it right.From your hugs to your wisdom,…
Two Little Birds Sitting in a Tree Two Little Birds Sitting in a Tree (A Christmas Tree, That Is) Verse 1Two little birds, sitting in a Christmas tree,K-I-S-S-I-N-G!Tinsel tangled, feathers all bright,Snuggling close on a frosty night.One starts giggling,…
Two Hearts, One Blanket Two Hearts, One Blanket Verse 1Snow’s tapping on the window,Night’s howling down the street.But here your hands are steady,Pulling me closer to the heat.Let the world spin out its madness,Let the headlines scream and fight.We’ve…
Trim It For Me Trim It For Me (Christmas Balls Remix) [Intro – whispered]Mmm baby…It’s that special time of year…The lights are twinklin’…The fire is cracklin’…And your balls…Well… they’re fuckin’ tragic.Come here, hairy boy… [Verse 1]It’s Christmas time, I’m…
Treat Yourself This Christmas Girl TREAT YOURSELF (CHRISTMAS WANK) – Naughty Xmas Song 🎵 [Verse 1]It’s Christmas mornin’, baby, stockings on the floor,You ain’t gotta rush for nothin’, lock yourself behind that door.Got your mince pies and your tissues,…
Shits, Giggles & Christmas Cheer Shits, Giggles & Christmas Cheer [Verse 1]Dad, it’s Christmas time again,You’re shufflin’ ‘round the house like you’re ninety-ten.Tryna find your glasses… they’re on your head,Forgot what you were sayin’… halfway through what you said.But…
Purrfect Dad Purrfect Dad (Verse 1)Snow is fallin’, lights are glowin’,Dad, you always kept me goin’.Every laugh, every tear, you were there beside me —Strong as the winter wind, soft as a memory. (Pre-Chorus)And every Christmas feels brand new,’Cause…
Plenty of Dick on Christmas Day Plenty of Dick on Christmas Day Verse 1 Baby, I’ve been watchin’ you unwrapEvery look, every smile, every sway of those hips…And I swear, this Christmas magic’s got youGlowing like a fairy light…
Pizza My Heart Pizza My Heart (Dad’s Christmas Groove) (Intro – soft, soulful)Mmm… yeah…Christmas time, and the love feels right…You stole a pizza my heart tonight… (Verse 1)Dad, you always had that flavour,A little cheesy, but full of savour.From…
Piece of My Heart (Dad’s Christmas Song) Piece of My Heart (Dad’s Christmas Song) (Verse 1)Dad, you’re the reasonChristmas always feels like home,With your laughter in the kitchenAnd your stories I’ve outgrown.But every year I’m remindedOf the love you…
Perfect Match Perfect Match (Christmas With You) (For Dad — warm, loving, heartfelt) 🎶 Verse 1Snow’s fallin’ on the rooftop,Fire’s glowin’ bright and warm,Dad, you’ve always been my shelterEvery time life made a storm.You showed me how to love…
Our Christmas Wish, Came True Our Christmas Wish, Came True Verse 1The snow is whispering softly at the window,But in here the world has slowed right down.Your wedding ring is glowing in the firelight,And love is all I feel…