Better to Give (This Christmas) Better to Give (This Christmas) Oooh babe…It’s Christmas time…And I got a special kind of love…(Yeah… you know the kind I mean…) Verse 1 Girl, you’re looking like a presentWrapped tight just for me,Got…
Bee Mine (Forever & Ever) Bee Mine (Forever & Ever) [Verse 1]Baby, it’s Christmas… snow fallin’ outside,But you’re the warmth that’s meltin’ up my winter time.You buzz into my world, honey, sweeter than a treat,Got me feelin’ like the…
Bee-Mine-Forever-Ever Bee Mine (Forever & Ever) [Verse 1]Baby, it’s Christmas… snow fallin’ outside,But you’re the warmth that’s meltin’ up my winter time.You buzz into my world, honey, sweeter than a treat,Got me feelin’ like the luckiest man alive when…
All The Cock You Want for Christmas All The Cock You Want for Christmas 🎵 Verse 1Girl, you texted me your wish list,Said you wanted something big…Something warm for winter mornings,Something you could ride like a sleigh on a…
All That Bollocks (Christmas Love Song for Hubby) All That Bollocks (Christmas Love Song for Hubby) Mmm-hmm…Yeah baby…Christmas time…And I’m lookin’ at you…And all that bollocks you bring into my life…Literally. [Verse 1]You walk in the room, with your…
ALL I WANT IS YOU (THIS CHRISTMAS) All I Want is You (This Christmas) Verse 1Stockings filled, the fire’s warm,But your love is my true form.Snow is falling, lights so bright,You’re the only gift tonight. ChorusAll I want this…
A GAMERS CHRISTMAS EVE A Gamers Christmas Eve (Verse 1)Snow is fallin’ outside, but I’m queued in tonight,Got my headset glowin’ warm and bright.Friends are pingin’ online, say the lobby’s alive—It’s a holiday raid, yeah, we’re ready to fight.…
CHRISTMAS BY YOUR SIDE Christmas By Your Side Verse 1No matter where the cold winds blow,Your love’s the warmth I’ll always know.Through frosty nights, through starry skies,My heart finds home in your eyes. Pre-ChorusAnd when the snow begins to fall,Your…
Card 02 Thanks For Putting Up With My Shite This gloriously passive-aggressive masterpiece delivers festive gratitude with a gloriously filthy undertone. Bold typography sets the scene with heartfelt sincerity… before the smug little cartoon turd pops up to confirm exactly what the…
Card 01 “I Love You With All My Bum – You’d Say Heart, But My Bum Is Bigger” Romance, but with arse. This unapologetically cheeky Crafty Christmas card delivers festive affection with the subtle grace of a mooning reindeer. Perfect…
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