Paul Cardall
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Crafty Christmas – You’re Grate Dad
You’re Grate Dad You’re Grate, Dad” – R&B Christmas Groove 🎵 (Smooth R&B intro, soft bells and bass)Mmm… yeah…Christmas time, Daddy…This one’s for you… 🎶 Verse 1You walk in the room, with that cheesy grin,Tellin’ all your dad jokes,…
Crafty Christmas – Music – You Taste Like Christmas
You Taste Like Christmas You Taste Like Christmas 🎵 Verse 1Baby, you walked into the roomWith that candy-sweet attitude,Holdin’ that lollipop likeYou know exactly what it’s doin’ to my mood.You said, “Let’s swap a little sweetness,Share the flavours of…
Crafty Christmas – Music – There’s an Empty Chair This Christmas
There’s an Empty Chair This Christmas There’s an Empty Chair This Christmas (A heartfelt song about remembering a loved one who is no longer at the Christmas dinner table, but still present in spirit.) 🎵 [Verse 1]The candles flicker…
Crafty Christmas – Music – Unicorn-Farts-Christmas-Hearts
Unicorn Farts, Christmas Hearts Unicorn Farts & Christmas Hearts (A Cheeky, Magical R.-Kelly-Style Christmas Song) [Verse 1]Mama, you shine like tinsel on a winter’s night,Got that Christmas sparkle, yeah, you always get it right.From your hugs to your wisdom,…
Crafty Christmas – Music – Two-Little-Birds-Sitting-in-a-Tree-A-Christmas-Tree-That-Is
Two Little Birds Sitting in a Tree Two Little Birds Sitting in a Tree (A Christmas Tree, That Is) Verse 1Two little birds, sitting in a Christmas tree,K-I-S-S-I-N-G!Tinsel tangled, feathers all bright,Snuggling close on a frosty night.One starts giggling,…
Crafty Christmas – Music – Two-Hearts-One-Blanket
Two Hearts, One Blanket Two Hearts, One Blanket Verse 1Snow’s tapping on the window,Night’s howling down the street.But here your hands are steady,Pulling me closer to the heat.Let the world spin out its madness,Let the headlines scream and fight.We’ve…
Crafty Christmas – Music – Trim-It-For-Me-Christmas-Balls-Remix
Trim It For Me Trim It For Me (Christmas Balls Remix) [Intro – whispered]Mmm baby…It’s that special time of year…The lights are twinklin’…The fire is cracklin’…And your balls…Well… they’re fuckin’ tragic.Come here, hairy boy… [Verse 1]It’s Christmas time, I’m…
Crafty Christmas – Music – Treat-Yourself-This-Christmas-Girl
Treat Yourself This Christmas Girl TREAT YOURSELF (CHRISTMAS WANK) – Naughty Xmas Song 🎵 [Verse 1]It’s Christmas mornin’, baby, stockings on the floor,You ain’t gotta rush for nothin’, lock yourself behind that door.Got your mince pies and your tissues,…
Crafty Christmas – Music – Shits-Giggles-Christmas-Cheer-Dad
Shits, Giggles & Christmas Cheer Shits, Giggles & Christmas Cheer [Verse 1]Dad, it’s Christmas time again,You’re shufflin’ ‘round the house like you’re ninety-ten.Tryna find your glasses… they’re on your head,Forgot what you were sayin’… halfway through what you said.But…