Crafty Insultables Christmas Card – 05
A full-blown Christmas invitation that absolutely nobody asked for, yet everyone secretly deserves. This one ditches subtlety completely and goes straight for scandal, turning festive cheer into an X-rated party announcement with all the elegance of a drunken office do.
Perfect for couples who flirt like sailors, communicate exclusively through filth, and believe mistletoe is merely a suggestion — not a limit. Bold, brash and unapologetically inappropriate, this card is basically HR’s worst nightmare wrapped in wrapping paper.
Because nothing says “season’s greetings” quite like sexual chaos and festive audacity 🎄😈
