Crafty Insultables Christmas Card 004
A festive contractual nightmare wrapped up as a Christmas card. This one boldly announces that the season of goodwill comes with terms and conditions – and then promptly swerves the obvious smutty reward in favour of something far more sacred: the telly remote.
Blunt, cheeky and gloriously transactional, it’s perfect for couples who understand that true intimacy isn’t physical… it’s uninterrupted control of the sofa ecosystem. A Christmas classic for those who value banter, sass and absolute domestic dominance.
Because nothing says romance like prioritising Netflix over nookie 🎄📺
