Crafty Insultables Christmas Card – 03
A gloriously inappropriate Christmas card that takes festive charm, gives it a wink, and then shamelessly whips out a cartoon sausage with far too much confidence. The bold “Happy Christmas” lulls them into a false sense of wholesomeness before proposing a game that absolutely should not be played around the in-laws.
Perfect for cheeky partners, flirty troublemakers and anyone who believes Christmas should involve double entendres, terrible decisions and a very British level of sexual sarcasm — all wrapped in tinsel and poor judgement.
Classy? No.
Memorable? Unfortunately, yes.
