TREAT YOURSELF (CHRISTMAS WANK) – Naughty Xmas Song 🎵

[Verse 1]
It’s Christmas mornin’, baby, stockings on the floor,
You ain’t gotta rush for nothin’, lock yourself behind that door.
Got your mince pies and your tissues, yeah, you know the vibe is right,
‘Cause Santa’s given you permission… to treat yourself tonight.

[Pre-Chorus]
You been workin’ all December, now it’s time to let it go,
Do somethin’ just for you, babe — put on your private little show.

[Chorus]
So treat yourself, baby, have a Christmas wank,
Light a candle, play some R-Kelly — yeah, you know who to thank.
Give yourself that festive lovin’, slide that hand down slow,
It’s the season for feelin’ jolly — go on, give yourself a glow.

[Verse 2]
Jingle bells are ringin’, and your baubles feelin’ tight,
Pour a drink, relax your body, make that spirit extra bright.
A lil’ self-care on the sofa, with the twinklin’ fairy lights,
You don’t need nobody else — you’re your own gift tonight.

[Pre-Chorus]
Ain’t no shame in Christmas pleasure, let that tension melt away,
Baby, you deserve a moment — have yourself a Merry Day.

[Chorus]
So treat yourself, baby, have a Christmas wank,
Wrap your hand around your candy cane — no need to be frank.
Give yourself that festive lovin’, ain’t no reason to be shy,
It’s the one thing Santa can’t deliver… so take yourself high.

[Bridge]
Stroke it slow, stroke it sweet,
Slide into that Christmas beat,
You’ve earned this joy, you sexy thing,
Go on — let them sleigh bells ring.

[Final Chorus]
Treat yourself, baby, have a Christmas wank,
Raise your glass (and raise your trousers) — girl, you’re top-rank.
Give yourself that Christmas magic, unwrap your joy today,
Merry Christmas to your gorgeous self —
Go on and playyyyyy.