If Sisters Were Flowers

[Verse 1]
Hey sis, guess what, it’s Christmas time,
And I’ve had one too many mulled wines,
So I’m saying this now before I forget,
You’re the best sister I’ve ever met!
(…but don’t let it go to your head, yeah?)

[Pre-Chorus]
We laugh, we tease, we fight sometimes,
But you’re still my partner in festive crimes—

[Chorus]
If sisters were presents, I’d unwrap you!
If sisters were cocktails, I’d have two!
If sisters were crackers, I’d pull you first!
(And we’d laugh ’til our bellies hurt!)
Merry Christmas, you glorious pest—
I love you, even when you’re a mess!

Hey! (clap clap)
Oh-ho-ho! (bells ring)

[Verse 2]
We’ve got inside jokes no one else gets,
Like that time you snogged you know who behind the sheds,
And I promised I’d never tell a soul…
(Well oops… too late… fa-la-la-la-LOL!)

[Pre-Chorus]
But hey, don’t start plotting revenge,
At least I didn’t mention your ex called Shhhh—
…Oh right.
(We’ll move on.)

[Chorus]
If sisters were presents, I’d unwrap you!
If sisters were cocktails, I’d have two!
If sisters were crackers, I’d pull you first!
(And we’d laugh ’til our bellies hurt!)
Merry Christmas, you glorious pest—
I love you, even when you’re a mess!

[Outro – spoken, cheeky]
C’mere ya daft cow—
Merry Christmas