Being Your Husband Is The Best Present I Could Give You

[Verse 1]
You’ve wrapped every present, you’ve trimmed every tree,
You’ve moaned about prices — especially me!
You said, “Darling, this year, don’t go overboard,”
So I thought I’d give something you can’t afford!

[Pre-Chorus]
Forget socks and sweaters, or aftershave too,
I’m the gift that keeps giving — especially to you!

[Chorus]
’Cause I think being your husband is the best Christmas present I could give you,
You don’t need ribbons or bows when I’m standing here in so few!
I’ll pour you some wine, then I’ll sit you on my knee,
And whisper “Merry Christmas” quite naughtily.
Oh yes, being your husband is the best Christmas present I could give you!

[Verse 2]
You’ve got gadgets and gizmos, your draw is like an summers shop,
You’ve got gadgets that buzz, buzz, buzz (and they never, stop!.
You said, “Love, don’t waste money, let’s keep it low-key,”
So I’m saving you cash — by unwrapping me!

[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t need receipts or returns till New Year,
I’m your lifetime warranty, my dear!

[Chorus]
’Cause I think being your husband is the best Christmas present I could give you,
All shiny and warm — with a stocking or two!
Who needs mistletoe when I’m all yours tonight,
Wrapped up in boxers and a twinkle of light.
Oh yes, being your husband is the best Christmas present I could give you!

[Bridge]
You can’t hang me on the tree (well, not safely at least),
But I’ll jingle your balls like a festive beast!
Forget the crackers, I’ll make you pop,
Once I start going, I just can’t stop!

[Final Chorus]
I think being your husband is the best Christmas present I could give you,
Forget Amazon Prime, I deliver straight to you!
So come light up my fire, let’s make the room glow,
I’m your naughty or nice surprise under the mistletoe.
Yes, being your husband is the best Christmas present I could give you…
(And you can’t return me — tough luck, love, it’s true!)