“I Love You With All My Bum – You’d Say Heart, But My Bum Is Bigger”

Romance, but with arse. This unapologetically cheeky Crafty Christmas card delivers festive affection with the subtle grace of a mooning reindeer.

Perfect for couples who express love through sarcasm, sass and the occasional brutal truth, this design says what everyone is thinking — just with more bum involved.

Crass? Yes. Accurate? Absolutely. Memorable? Unfortunately, for all the right reasons.