Plenty of Dick on Christmas Day Plenty of Dick on Christmas Day Verse 1 Baby, I’ve been watchin’ you unwrapEvery look, every smile, every sway of those hips…And I swear, this Christmas magic’s got youGlowing like a fairy light…
Pizza My Heart Pizza My Heart (Dad’s Christmas Groove) (Intro – soft, soulful)Mmm… yeah…Christmas time, and the love feels right…You stole a pizza my heart tonight… (Verse 1)Dad, you always had that flavour,A little cheesy, but full of savour.From…
Piece of My Heart (Dad’s Christmas Song) Piece of My Heart (Dad’s Christmas Song) (Verse 1)Dad, you’re the reasonChristmas always feels like home,With your laughter in the kitchenAnd your stories I’ve outgrown.But every year I’m remindedOf the love you…
Perfect Match Perfect Match (Christmas With You) (For Dad — warm, loving, heartfelt) 🎶 Verse 1Snow’s fallin’ on the rooftop,Fire’s glowin’ bright and warm,Dad, you’ve always been my shelterEvery time life made a storm.You showed me how to love…
Our Christmas Wish, Came True Our Christmas Wish, Came True Verse 1The snow is whispering softly at the window,But in here the world has slowed right down.Your wedding ring is glowing in the firelight,And love is all I feel…
One More Christmas Kiss One More Christmas Kiss Verse 1The tree is glowing, the fire’s aliveWe’re caught in magic, love’s kept us highBut all I’m longing, all I missIs one more Christmas kiss ChorusOne more Christmas kiss tonightUnder the…
On This Christmas Night On This Christmas Night Verse 1Snowflakes fall like silver rainTime stands still, yet love remainsThe world in silence, soft and trueBut every song leads me to you ChorusOn this Christmas night, we’ll riseWith the stars…
Not That Kind of Christmas Treat Not That Kind of Christmas Treat Verse 1I slipped you a card with a wink and a grin,You opened it up thinking, “Phwoar… I’m in.”You saw the word “blowjob” shining so bright,And your…
My Wet Pussy (The Christmas Surprise) My Wet Pussy (The Christmas Surprise) (suggestive, cheeky, adult humour, but not explicit) Verse 1 Baby, I’ve been planning something,A little festive tease for you…Wrapped up in a Christmas card,With a cheeky point…
My Daddy, My Hero (Christmas Time) My Daddy, My Hero (Christmas Time) (Verse 1)Snow is fallin’, lights are glowin’,Daddy, you’re the love that keeps me goin’.From bedtime stories to holdin’ me tight,You’re the magic in my Christmas night. (Pre-Chorus)You…