Bitch Please
Tagline: Serving sarcasm, sealed with a smirk.
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Welcome to Bitch Please!
This project isn’t for the delicate or the easily offended. This is your outlet for that eye-roll energy, that raised eyebrow, that expertly crafted put-down you thought of two hours too late. Whether it’s through savage stationery, comeback cards, or daily affirmations dipped in sass — Bitch Please is where your inner diva gets a creative outlet.
Sharp wit. Zero apologies. Maximum sparkle.
📝 To Do List
(Draft list — full snark mode can be dialled up later.)
- Design a daily affirmation with a sarcastic twist (e.g. “I’m thriving. Thanks for asking, Susan.”)
- Create a “Nope List” of things you’re not doing anymore.
- Craft a sassy comeback card to send when someone deserves just enough shade.
- Make a “Bitch, Please” mug — perfect for office passive-aggression.
- Rewrite motivational quotes to sound more like you.
- Design a printable “Permission Slip to Not Give a Sh*t”.
- Start a ‘Snark Journal’ filled with all the things you wish you’d said.
- Host a drama-free zone day — with a handmade sign to prove it.
- Create an illustrated guide to the perfect eye-roll.
- Write a manifesto titled “Bitch, Please: A Survival Guide”.
