Biblical
Tagline: Because sometimes, life needs a bit more thunder and plague.
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Welcome to Biblical!
Epic tales. Giant floods. Burning bushes. Talking snakes. Honestly, the Bible is the most dramatic soap opera never to air on Netflix — and this Crafty Project leans all the way in. Whether you’re here to reinterpret classic stories with tongue-in-cheek flair, create handmade scrolls, or just enjoy the theatrical glory of wrath, miracles, and sandals — Biblical is your holy playground.
Think big. Think ancient. Think OMG, is that a golden calf piñata?
📝 To Do List
(Mocked-up for now — final version shall descend from the heavens later.)
- Recreate a Bible story using stick figures (bonus if it’s the Book of Revelation).
- Design your own Ten Commandments for modern life.
- Craft a DIY “Ark” using cereal boxes and creative license.
- Rewrite a Psalm as a rap (David would approve).
- Host a plague-themed dinner party (locusts optional).
- Make a stained-glass effect using sweet wrappers and window cling.
- Create a scroll with dramatic proclamations and bold font choices.
- Draw a map of Eden — include forbidden snacks.
- Build a mini Mt. Sinai out of papier-mâché (or mashed potato).
- Design angel wings out of recycled cardboard and pure nerve.
