A gloriously cheeky festive love note featuring a deliberately perky cartoon bum and the brutally honest declaration: “I love you with all my bum – I would say heart but my bum is bigger.”
Perfect for couples who express affection through sarcasm, inappropriate body part references and a mutual understanding that romance is best served with a side of absolute nonsense.
Finished off with a casually smug “P.S. Merry Christmas” for that extra sprinkle of seasonal sass.
Ideal for partners who appreciate humour that’s as thick as the sentiment.
