Plenty of Dick on Christmas Day

Verse 1

Baby, I’ve been watchin’ you unwrap
Every look, every smile, every sway of those hips…
And I swear, this Christmas magic’s got you
Glowing like a fairy light kiss.
You keep biting on that lip, girl,
Got me melting like snow in July…
If Santa’s giving out what you’re wishing for,
Then damn, you’re in for a tasty surprise.

Pre-Chorus

You said you wanted something fun,
Something big, something proper to play…
Well baby, all I’m hoping
Is you get plenty of what you’re craving today…

Chorus

Hope you get plenty of dick on Christmas Day,
Something warm, something nice
To take your breath away.
Hope it’s wrapped up just right
In the perfect kind of way…
Oh baby, hope you get plenty of dick
On Christmas Day.

Verse 2

You’ve been teasing me all December,
With that grin that could ruin my calm…
Talking sweet, acting cheeky,
Sliding your hand right into my palm.
You’re the naughtiest thing on Santa’s list,
No point pretending you’re tame…
And if Christmas is all about giving, girl,
Then I’ll happily play that game…

Pre-Chorus

Snow’s fallin’, bells ringin’,
But that’s not what’s making you sway…
You’re just hoping someone special
Delivers something your way…

Chorus

Hope you get plenty of dick on Christmas Day,
Something bold, something fun
That’ll make your whole body say:
“Mmm yes, that’s the present I’ve been waiting for,”
Baby, all the festive way…
Hope you get plenty of dick
On Christmas Day.

Bridge

Girl you know you’ve been naughty,
And I can see it in your eyes…
You don’t want chocolates or perfume,
You want a… different surprise.
So light the candles, pour the wine,
Let the world just fade away…
Cos if you’re lookin’ for that Christmas cheer…
Baby, I’m ready to play.

Final Chorus

Hope you get plenty of dick on Christmas Day,
May your stockings get filled
In the most delicious way.
Hope your night ends grinning
And your morning starts the same…
Baby, hope you get plenty of dick
On Christmas Day.