MEGASAURUS 

(For the Dino Lover)

[Verse 1]
Baby it’s Christmas, you’re my sweet T-Rex,
You roar in the bedroom when I’m climbin’ on your neck.
You know I love the way you move that tail,
But after curry and beer… whew… your belly never fails.

You’re stompin’ ‘round the kitchen like Jurassic Park,
But when the lights go down, you’re my favourite after-dark.
Yeah, you shake this bed like you’re breakin’ the floor,
But please don’t gas me out like a dinosaur.

[Hook]
🎶 Ooooh babe, go easy on the curry tonight,
You know your tummy turns Christmas into a fright.
‘Cause when you’re bloated, baby, I can’t ignore us…
You turn into a big, loud, roaring Megasaurus. 🎶

[Verse 2]
You’re my sexy stegosaurus with your hands on my hips,
But damn, that beer makes thunder come out your lips.
You know I love you, baby, even when you stink,
But Christmas cuddles shouldn’t smell like a swamp, I think.

Sit by the fire, let me warm your claws,
Wrap those prehistoric arms round me like yours.
But babe, if you burp like a fossil storm,
I swear I’ll put your dino-ass out on the lawn.

[Hook]
🎶 Ooooh babe, go easy on the curry tonight,
You know your tummy turns Christmas into a fright.
‘Cause when you’re bloated, baby, I can’t ignore us,
You turn into a big, loud, roaring Megasaurus. 🎶

[Bridge]
Yeah you’re my Christmas creature,
My sexy reptile feature,
But if you fart again tonight…
Girl, I’ll need a fuckin’ breather.

[Final Hook]
🎶 So keep it light, keep it tight, keep it festive and right,
‘Cause I wanna ride my dino all Christmas night.
Baby roar for me… but please don’t floor us…
Let’s keep you cute, not a big ol’ Megasaurus.