Hide the Sausage Tonight

[Verse 1]
Baby, it’s Christmas, the lights are low,
You’re lookin’ at me like you already know…
Got your hands on my waist, pullin’ me in real tight,
And I can feel you’re in the mood for a naughty little night.

[Pre-Chorus]
I see that spark light up your eyes,
Like you got somethin’ you wanna… let me try.
So unwrap me slowly, take your time,
‘Cause tonight your body’s gonna be all mine.

[Chorus]
Since it’s Christmas…
Baby, come closer, hold me right,
Let’s play Hide the Sausage under the fairy lights.
Slide it in my stockings, boy, keep me warm tonight,
Mm-hmm… I’m ready for your Christmas delight.

[Verse 2]
You kiss my neck and I damn near melt,
You know exactly how to make me lose myself.
The way you touch me? Holy shit, it’s real…
Even Santa couldn’t give me a better feel.

[Pre-Chorus]
Pour some wine, let the music flow,
Let’s make a mess like fresh-fallen snow.
This present, baby, ain’t wrapped too tight—
So come and handle it all night.

[Chorus]
Since it’s Christmas…
Come closer, baby, dim that light,
Let’s play Hide the Sausage till it fits just right.
Wiggle it under the covers, keep me moanin’ all night,
Yeah… give me that festive, filthy delight.

[Bridge]
Jingle my bells, baby, make ’em ring…
Let’s make the neighbours hear everything.
You’re the only gift I wanna unwrap slow…
Now bring that sausage where it needs to go.

[Final Chorus]
Since it’s Christmas…
Let’s make the season hot tonight,
Play Hide the Sausage till the morning light.
Baby, I’m ready — don’t you dare be shy…
‘Cause this Christmas spirit’s rising high.