Thanks For Putting Up With My Shite

This gloriously passive-aggressive masterpiece delivers festive gratitude with a gloriously filthy undertone. Bold typography sets the scene with heartfelt sincerity… before the smug little cartoon turd pops up to confirm exactly what the recipient has been patiently tolerating all year.

Perfect for partners, spouses, mates or long-suffering victims of your nonsense, this card says “thank you” in the most British way possible — with sarcasm, affection, and a festive sprinkle of toilet humour.

Equal parts sweet and savage.

Just like you. 🎄💩