My Christmas Angel (On Top) My Christmas Angel (On Top) (Verse 1)Fairy lights are twinkling, casting a soft glowTime to crown this beauty, putting on a show.Got this little angel, in my eager hand,Reaching for the summit, across this…
Modern Christmas, Old Time Heart Modern Christmas, Old Time Heart [Verse 1]Christmas comes early in this modern age,Lights on the rooftops, sales on every page.Screens glowing brighter than the winter sky,But something in the sparkle feels a little dry.…
Merry Christmas, You Beautiful Prick Merry Christmas, You Beautiful Prick 🎵 Verse 1You walk in actin’ all moody,Like Christmas owes you somethin’ deep…Rollin’ your eyes at the fairy lights,Lookin’ like you just need some sleep.But baby, even when you’re…
Merry Christmas, Number 10 Merry Christmas, Number 10 🎵 Verse 1It’s Christmas Eve, the lights are low,You’re standin’ there with that mistletoe.You’re smilin’ like you’ve got a plan,Like you know you’re the gift, not the wrapping, man.You said, “Baby,…
Merry Christmas, My Temptation 🎄 Merry Christmas, My Temptation 🎄 Verse 1Snow falls soft on the window pane,Your fingers trace me like sweet champagne,That look you give me by the tree,Says Christmas won’t end quietly… Silk and lace beneath…
Merry Christmas, My Cunning Stunt 🎄 Merry Christmas, My Cunning Stunt 🎄 Verse 1Snow on the roof and gin in my cup,You’re my festive chaos, you light me up,From Cunny Funt to Sunning Ctunt (oops, behave!),You’re the naughtiest gift…
Merry Christmas, My Cunning Stunt 🎄 Merry Christmas, My Cunning Stunt 🎄 Verse 1Snow on the roof and gin in my cup,You’re my festive chaos, you light me up,From Cunny Funt to Sunning Ctunt (oops, behave!),You’re the naughtiest gift…
Merry Christmas Knob-Head 🎄 Merry Christmas Knob-Head 🎄 Verse 1It’s Christmas time, the lights are on,The beer’s gone flat, the turkey’s gone wrong.You’re snoring loud on the sofa bed,With tinsel tangled round your head. Pre-ChorusThe dog’s just sicked up…
Meet Me Christmas Eve Meet Me Christmas Eve Verse 1The snow is falling, the candles glowI’ve been waiting for you to showThe stars are shining, the world believesSo meet me Christmas Eve ChorusMeet me Christmas Eve tonightUnder the stars…
Love, Laughs & Cake (…Yeah, Cake) Love, Laughs & Cake (…Yeah, Cake) [Intro]Mm-hmm…It’s Christmas, baby…And I brought the pudding…But you know I’m not talkin’ about dessert… [Verse 1]You’re in the kitchen lookin’ wicked, in that little Christmas dress,I swear…